someecards.com - Just wanted to let you know that it's possible to exercise and then not post about it on Facebook.

someecards.com - The only tough mudder I can brag about involves 25 minutes on the toilet.

someecards.com - The fact you're running outdoors in this weather tells me you have deeper psychological issues.

someecards.com - Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

someecards.com - I'd run 26.2 miles to get out of earshot of you talking about running a marathon.

someecards.com - I can hardly smell that you've decided to start riding your bike to work.

someecards.com - I wish CrossFit got your personality in shape as well.

someecards.com - Congratulations on your extreme fad workout giving you the energy to sit at a computer for nine hours a day.

someecards.com - I hope running a marathon heals the psychological wounds you suffered as a fat kid.

someecards.com - CrossFit is a great way to spend $300 a month to do calisthenics in a warehouse.