Someone find Angelina Jolie and/or her right leg: we're ready to give this headline an award. There's no way anything between now and when Santorum inevitably loses the race that could compare to this level of storytelling, detail, and unintended mental imagery. We'd give it a standing ovation if we weren't so visibly aroused.

 

Posted 2/20/12:

Looks like Rick Santorum's "Google problem" joined forces with this Georgia town's "What-the-f*ck-were-they-thinking-when-they-named-this-place" problem and this headline-writer's "I-don't-value-my-job" problem to give us a frothy mix of hysterical laughter and total disgust.

 

Sources: Access North Ga | Weld