After weeks of standing by his infamous "47 percent" comments, Mitt Romney realized he couldn't stomach having a consistent position on something and finally renounced the controversial remarks this week, calling them "completely wrong." Thanks to the magic of search engines, those unfortunately chosen words are now synonymous with Romney's face. This is the worst Google-related disaster for a presidential candidate since searches for "basset hound" returned nothing but photos of John Kerry in 2004.