Hate to say it, but with those pipes and that much swagger, we don't care if he'll divorce us in the cancer ward. We want to marry this dude. First we have to get him to break that marriage pledge he just signed, which is basically a promise to stay married to the woman you promised to stay married to when you married her. Oh wait, anyone who would need to sign such a pledge clearly couldn't give a crap about fidelity. Newt will be ours!
Sources: Bad Lip-Reading on Funny Or Die