If the vice presidential candidates traded hairstyles.
This might seem like a simple "hair swap" Photoshop job, but if last night's debate had gone on any longer, this is what the two candidates might have actually ended up looking like. The spry, invigorated Biden clearly made some kind of deal with the devil to sap every ounce of P90X-induced vitality from his boyish opponent. Every time Biden said the word "malarkey," he grew another hair on his chest, blacker and coarser than the one before it.
Sources: Shelby White