Just because I'm voting for it doesn't mean I like the taste.

To it's credit(?), South Park has replaced the old "Hitler or Stalin, man" dichotomy for people who think the two-party system offers terrible choices by entering the now-ubiquitous "Turd Sandwich vs Giant Douche" into the lexicon. That doesn't mean that people don't support Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche. Some people think Turd Sandwich will be slightly better for big business, and others think Giant Douche is enough of an egotistical prick to seek fame by helping the poor. The only difference is supporters of Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich know that election night is not really a big victory for anyone... except Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche.

Sources: Comedy Central