Our founders fought for men's right to not impede women's rights by staying home.

Knowing who to vote for is hard, but not as hard as knowing when not to vote. We dudes have had a lot of votes, but maybe it's time we sat one out on the chance that this is one of those times when women are telling us we're doing something stupid and we should actually listen - like when we went rock-climbing drunk, or bought Kid Rock tickets. So for 2012, when so many crazy male candidates want to restrict women's rights, let's all be responsible men and stay home to watch porn for the women we love.

Sources: Huffington Post