Salmon-colored fur and angry eyes just scream "Easter Fun." (Via)

Whoever decided the mascot for Easter should be a small, not very personable mammal wasn't thinking ahead to when shopping malls would try to market this thing. If you take a diminutive animal and blow it up big enough for a kid to sit on its lap, you've got yourself a seven-foot-tall wildebeast whose dead plastic eyes do nothing but make children scream. Here are some of the more terrifying examples of Easter Bunnys gone horrifically wrong.


Eyes as black as death. (Via)


Alien face + Bear fur + Butler hands = "Lets give our kids to it!" (Via)


The bunny was tired of seeing babies cry so he stabbed his own eyes out. (Via)


Go ahead and run. He'll find you in your nightmares later. (Via)


The toupée on the top really adds an extra flavor of yikes. (Via)


The Easter beast must feed.


The child has completely dissociated from reality to make it through this.


We can only hope his eyes are red with a hangover and not a steady diet of blood. (Via)


Taking a moment to wonder if there's more to life than inspiring children's night terrors. (Via)