That's no bunny... that's a giant sentient Peep. We've got to microwave it from orbit.
"Have you ever seen the inside of a windowless van?"
This bunny is so terrifying the top half of his face is trying to escape the bottom half.
This costume was apparently designed via a blind person describing a rabbit to a deaf person.
Bunnies love shoulder meat.
He always keeps a spare.
Unable to wriggle free, the child grimly accepts his fate.
For children who prefer their six-foot rabbits more nightmarishly realistic.
This Easter Bunny has a face that says "I can't believe someone handed me a child either."
We're actually not sure if this is an Easter Bunny or a mascot for a fiberglass insulation company.