someecards.com - I buy store-brand groceries so I can afford top-shelf booze.


someecards.com - I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.


someecards.com - Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol


someecards.com - Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze


someecards.com - I suggest we drink before we go out drinking


someecards.com - Sometimes my poor life decisions look like fantastic drinking opportunities


someecards.com - If I only had that last drink, I would have passed out long enough to sleep through this terrible hangover.


someecards.com - I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios


someecards.com - I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink.