A Ryan Gosling product that would instantly jump-start the economy.
This fake ad is insensitive. You shouldn't tease people with the idea that this product could exist but doesn't yet. You make people angry at the private sector for not serving consumers the way they should, for continuing to waste our time with medical breakthroughs and electrical automotive engineering when the really important ideas never get off the drawing board. Someone just start the Kickstarter to make this happen so we'll know where to donate the entirety of our savings ($243.76).
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