Dog researcher at work.

Guys! Hey, guys! I don't know what's up with this ball that you took out of the refrigerator. First of all, it's not shaped right. It's less bally than the other balls. And also it's moving really, like, weird and stuff. I think it might be haunted. Or, worse, there might be a tiny squirrel inside. 

I think maybe I'd better eat it. Just to be safe. What do you guys think? Hey, why are you laughing? This is serious! Like the time I saved the family from that plastic bag in the back yard.

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Sources: Eelco Bravenboer | h/t Tastefully Offensive