The water is rising.
Some dogs love water. Some dogs hate it. Some dogs will perform incredible feats of strength rather than be forced into what looks like a very lovely bubble bath.
This is how I feel about showers. Sure, a shower is almost always nice once you're in it. But stripping down in a cold, tiled bathroom and then having wet hair and clammy skin on a snowy day are two of the worst sensations known to humans. It's got to be the same for dogs. Plus they just know they're going to smell like dog again in a few hours.
In conclusion, I shower every day.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
Sources: redditor pimple_poppins