I told you bitches to play quietly! I worked a double yesterday!

When two little dogs lose their shit and start in with the dog fighting, the Bichon Frise of the house tears into the room like a stepdad with a hangover to tell them to cut it out with a quickness. 

When it comes to having authority, the size of the bark is way more important than the size of the dog.

(by Bob Powers)

Sources: H/T Uproxx