This is just going to make Axe decide to develop an edible flavor spray.
Guy Fieri probably assumed the worst thing to happen to his restaurant would be the eviscerating New York Times review that went viral last November. Unfortunately, the inventor of Donkey Sauce also forgot to register his own restaurant's domain name, allowing intrepid non-fan Bryan Mytko to buy the domain and help Guy out by posting a probably more appetizing approximation of Guy's menu. This parody menu of Guy's American Bar and Grill features dishes like Football: The Meal and The Blitzmas Beast, which involves two Big Gulp Slurpee cups full of nacho cheese. Confession: While this is hilarious, we eat enough crap in our daily diet that this menu still made us kind of hungy.
Update: As this Imgur link shows, It turns out a good portion of the jokes were pulled without permission from tweets written by Twitter-user @dinkmagic, among others. So, great idea, Bryan Mytko. Great writing, everyone else.
Full menu below: