It also can't impregnate you!

Baking something is the perfect way to say “I love you” or “Wouldn’t it be cool if my penis could do this?” And the answer to that question is a definitive “yes.” Penises would be so much better if they were more like this Valentine’s Day cake received by Redditor pulltheleverkronk. Chocolate cake genitals that compliment you, taste delicious, and ejaculate cash? We would like to have sex with that.

Sources: Redditor pulltheleverkronk