What about this photo doesn't say "I need to be avoided at all costs"? (via OKCupid)

According to today's New York Post, a 22-year-old student at St. John's University in Queens, NY says that after two weeks of friendly flirting on the dating site OKCupid, she agreed to meet the man pictured above for a date that ended in disaster. After a few drinks near Union Square in Manhattan, the man began to repeatedly pressure her to return to his apartment in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Between the fact that this was a first date and the fact that he was being a jerk (and probably to avoid having to go from Brooklyn to Queens in the morning), she declined his advances and left for the subway. Then he decided to go for the gold medal in the Bad Date Olympics by throwing a water bottle at her head and taking her phone. "I guess he doesn't take rejection well," said the remarkably understated 22-year-old, "he was acting like a child." 

She knows what she's talking about, though, since she has a 2-year-old child who probably has more self-control than this guy. After stealing her phone, he then proceeded to text her friends that she was drunk but had gotten home alright, and then changed her OKCupid profile to read "I'm available for threesomes."

Meanwhile, police are searching the NYC area to see if this man is available for interrogations.

Really, though, she dodged a bullet (if not a water bottle), and after the word gets out about this guy, so will a lot of women. He's still probably going to have an easier time finding dates than the dude who's OKCupid profile name is IWontMurderYou.

(by Johnny McNulty)

Sources: New York Post