Say hello to the 2013 version of "will you wear my varsity jacket?"

 

Updated 10/29/13:


How to choose! The "looking good" guy or the "shoo wee" guy? Can't she have both?!

 


Way to 100% safeguard yourself against even the hint of rejection, player.

 


Can't wait to hear your self-written vows.

 


How many relationships are undone by a man tagging another woman in his dessert?

 


Study hard. Handsome gentle boyfriends don't look twice at girls who don't pass Maori.

 


So hard to balance romance and coloring books in a young girl's life.

 

Updated 9/27/13:


Let him know you like him with constant comment-section harassment!

 


The surrounding towns heard a rumble from the stampede of interested parties racing to be "boned."

 


Alien seeks girl with dimples. Must loathe grammar.

Sources: Lamebook | Failbook | Reddit