Eventually every woman gets sick of the toy boys and wants to meet a toy man. (via)

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"Super cute slut" is exactly what he was going for! Those Kmart glamour shots paid off!(via)

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Before the Internet, them titties could only be snail-mailed. #miracles (via)

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They always lose interest the minute you take off the zombie makeup.

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I thought posting Happy Bday on his wall was enough. This is getting out of hand.

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He's going to regret this when she starts hitting on his friends. (Via)

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Dammit. Fell in love again. Stupid literacy!

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Girls love a gentleman who respects their fragile insecurity.

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Do you want a husband or a wifey? Make up your mind and stop playing with hearts!

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Does that come before or after the cake?

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