Correctional, like jail? Don't send pics! He just wants to trade them for cigarettes. (Via)

 

Updated 11/14/13:


The real fight will happen when those four girls start arguing over who gets which imbecile.

 


Click like if only interested in being mistress.

 


You should all be euthanized.

 


In committed relationships?

 


Okay, if you can't tolerate all that, I'll set for someone who likes weed.

 


Say hello to the 2013 version of "will you wear my varsity jacket?"

 

Updated 10/29/13:


How to choose! The "looking good" guy or the "shoo wee" guy? Can't she have both?!

 


Way to 100% safeguard yourself against even the hint of rejection, player.

 


Can't wait to hear your self-written vows.

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