Guess who just became ineligible for the boyfriend part. (Via)


That went well. (Via)


Updated 12/12/13:

Perhaps this should have gone in the "Enterprising Entrpreneurs On FB" list. (Via)


A dog humping a leg has more game. (Via)


Oh God! She shrunk! (Via)


Yes, mom! Go over and teach him to take some frigging initiative. (Via)


Correctional, like jail? Don't send pics! He just wants to trade them for cigarettes. (Via)


Updated 11/14/13:

The real fight will happen when those four girls start arguing over who gets which imbecile.


Click like if only interested in being mistress.


You should all be euthanized.

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