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As it happens, I have been meaning to try out this new saddle. (Via)

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That deescalated quickly. (Via)

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Updated 4/13/14:


No better way to woo a lover than to call them "braahh."

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Can't imagine why.

 


Eventually every woman gets sick of the toy boys and wants to meet a toy man. (via)

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"Super cute slut" is exactly what he was going for! Those Kmart glamour shots paid off!(via)

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Before the Internet, them titties could only be snail-mailed. #miracles (via)

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Updated 2/9/14:


They always lose interest the minute you take off the zombie makeup.

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I thought posting Happy Bday on his wall was enough. This is getting out of hand.


He's going to regret this when she starts hitting on his friends. (Via)

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