Does that come before or after the cake?

 

Updated 1/9/14:

 


You called him bro. He thought that meant you were dating. (Via)

 


This was the year he found out Santa's so not real. (Via)

 


If you kept the wishing on the stars and off Facebook, you'd have a way better shot. (Via)

 


Guess who just became ineligible for the boyfriend part. (Via)

 


That went well. (Via)

 

Updated 12/12/13:


Perhaps this should have gone in the "Enterprising Entrpreneurs On FB" list. (Via)

 


A dog humping a leg has more game. (Via)

 


Oh God! She shrunk! (Via)

 


Yes, mom! Go over and teach him to take some frigging initiative. (Via)

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