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To anyone who wants to help this kid, he's provided a handy hashtag to respond with. (Via)

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"Lol" means "I'm just kidding unless you're into it!" (Via)

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Updated 5/12/14:


60 more comments and she'll know you mean it. (Via)

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The mushrooms just turn your hair into snakes so don't waste time on the gel. (Via)

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Dude's got $35K. If you have a lifetime to spare, you're in business. (Via)

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Paying for love isn't desperate. It's supporting small businesses. (Via)

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As it happens, I have been meaning to try out this new saddle. (Via)

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That deescalated quickly. (Via)

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Updated 4/13/14:


No better way to woo a lover than to call them "braahh."

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Can't imagine why.

Sources: Lamebook | Failbook | Reddit