Can't imagine why.

 


Eventually every woman gets sick of the toy boys and wants to meet a toy man. (via)

 


"Super cute slut" is exactly what he was going for! Those Kmart glamour shots paid off!(via)

 


Before the Internet, them titties could only be snail-mailed. #miracles (via)

 

Updated 2/9/14:


They always lose interest the minute you take off the zombie makeup.

 


I thought posting Happy Bday on his wall was enough. This is getting out of hand.

 


He's going to regret this when she starts hitting on his friends. (Via)

 


Dammit. Fell in love again. Stupid literacy!

 


Girls love a gentleman who respects their fragile insecurity.

 


Do you want a husband or a wifey? Make up your mind and stop playing with hearts!

Sources: Lamebook | Failbook | Reddit