Are you from a poorly funded school district? Cos daaayuum! (Via)
Dude's got $35K. If you have a lifetime to spare, you're in business. (Via)
Paying for love isn't desperate. It's supporting small businesses. (Via)
As it happens, I have been meaning to try out this new saddle. (Via)
That deescalated quickly. (Via)
No better way to woo a lover than to call them "braahh."
Can't imagine why.
Eventually every woman gets sick of the toy boys and wants to meet a toy man. (via)
"Super cute slut" is exactly what he was going for! Those Kmart glamour shots paid off!(via)
Before the Internet, them titties could only be snail-mailed. #miracles (via)