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Make sure your spam messages offering revenge sex end politely. (Via)

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Thank you, heroic sir, for never going a day without reminding every woman on your friend list how creepy you are. (Via)

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Updated 6/8/14:


"Elastic collision" is what science geeks call a one-night stand apparently. (Via)


You can do that on Facebook? Is that through Facebook Gifts? (Via)


He'll get you to the starting line. Then you're on your own. (Via)



You could also leave this on a giant net then trap him when you get a taker. (Via)


To anyone who wants to help this kid, he's provided a handy hashtag to respond with. (Via)


"Lol" means "I'm just kidding unless you're into it!" (Via)

Updated 5/12/14:


60 more comments and she'll know you mean it. (Via)

 


The mushrooms just turn your hair into snakes so don't waste time on the gel. (Via)

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