Updated 11/26/14:

Sex bomb with delayed detonation. (Via)

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Jilted at the Facebook altar. (Via)

She's saying she doesn't want to ruin what you two never had together. (Via)

What part of "cute" don't you understand? (Via)

It's just like one of those tour buses. Hop-on, hop-off. (Via)

Generally, "I love you sooo much" comes a little ways after "Will you go out with me." (Via)

Updated 10/23/14:

A lot of down-on-their-luck guys have wished they could date their bar. (Via)

Jessica cares enough to tell you in private how little she cares for you. (Via)

Are you from a poorly funded school district? Cos daaayuum! (Via)


Cierra has learned: Give them not even the thinnest strand of hope to cling to. (Via)

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