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The full message was "We don't talk, and I like it that way." (Via)

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It's sad when you don't even qualify for the category of "someone." (Via)

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The most efficient rejection ever? (Via)

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Updated 8/21/14:


Take that as a warning or a threat. Up to you. (Via)

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He'll take what he can get. (Via)

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This is called "swinging for the fences (and striking out wildly)." (Via)

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Wait another 18 hours. Maybe everyone slept in. (Via)

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With a line like "I don't fuck fat bitches anymore," how can they not come running? (Via)

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8. I make lists of how awesome I am and desperately taunt you with them. (Via)

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Yeah, statuses like this one aren't going to help your cause. (Via)

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