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You know your moves are working when she has to insist "I'm not a whore."

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It's a medical condition. He has no hands. Pity him.

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Facebook: The perfect way to know who to avoid at Thanksgiving.

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Facebook won't let you put your relationship status in bold, neon font.

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Do you find me attractive? How about if I remove my genitals? Oh wait, I'm sad now.

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Not as classy as the story of the lady who rose from a lake holding a penis.

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The day Ben's penis unfriends Ben's brain...we're all doomed.

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And you're narrating it at 4:46 am.

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Give her seven more months to respond, then she's gone.

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Some things the Like button just doesn't convey.

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