Sex bomb with delayed detonation. (Via)

Don't judge! Face-to-face human interaction has been dead since 2008. How else are we supposed to find love anymore, if not by posting and messaging each other a list of all the stuff we'd like to do to each other? Of course, sometimes your Facebook friends can get a little over-eager, maybe a little too excited to discuss their own anatomy, and that's when they end up on this list celebrating Facebook users trying to establish a romantic connection with no regard for their own dignity.


Jilted at the Facebook altar. (Via)



She's saying she doesn't want to ruin what you two never had together. (Via)



What part of "cute" don't you understand? (Via)



It's just like one of those tour buses. Hop-on, hop-off. (Via)



Generally, "I love you sooo much" comes a little ways after "Will you go out with me." (Via)


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A lot of down-on-their-luck guys have wished they could date their bar. (Via)



Jessica cares enough to tell you in private how little she cares for you. (Via)




Are you from a poorly funded school district? Cos daaayuum! (Via)

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Cierra has learned: Give them not even the thinnest strand of hope to cling to. (Via)

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