"Elastic collision" is what science geeks call a one-night stand apparently. (Via)

Don't judge! Face-to-face human interaction has been dead since 2008. How else are we supposed to find love anymore, if not by posting and messaging each other a list of all the stuff we'd like to do to each other? Of course, sometimes your Facebook friends can get a little over-eager, maybe a little too excited to discuss their own anatomy, and that's when they end up on this list celebrating Facebook users trying to establish a romantic connection with no regard for their own dignity.


You can do that on Facebook? Is that through Facebook Gifts? (Via)


He'll get you to the starting line. Then you're on your own. (Via)



You could also leave this on a giant net then trap him when you get a taker. (Via)


To anyone who wants to help this kid, he's provided a handy hashtag to respond with. (Via)


"Lol" means "I'm just kidding unless you're into it!" (Via)

Updated 5/12/14:


60 more comments and she'll know you mean it. (Via)

 


The mushrooms just turn your hair into snakes so don't waste time on the gel. (Via)



Are you from a poorly funded school district? Cos daaayuum! (Via 



Dude's got $35K. If you have a lifetime to spare, you're in business. (Via)

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