Text message rejection leads to passive-aggressive text message retaliation.
A woman enjoyed this delightful text message exchange after a date with a lawyer who showed up wearing a fedora. Despite the offending hatwear, she didn't pretend to go to the bathroom and immediately run for her life, so she's clearly an honest, tolerant young woman who's willing to give a man the benefit of the doubt. Her mistake. Take a look at the second-to-last text in this exchange. If you think it was really sent by accident, you are wrong. This is why we never ask a girl directly over text how she feels about us. We just have our Siri ask her Siri to find out if we have a shot, and if the answer is no, we let the Siri's fight it out to the death.