someecards.com - I know the food you have to eat on your diet sucks but at least it's not regurgitated.

someecards.com - Sorry you're having a rough day at work but at least your job isn't to grow into bacon.

someecards.com - You may have to kiss peoples' asses but at least you don't have to sniff their buttholes.

someecards.com - At least you don't have to be pregnant for two years.

someecards.com - Sorry you're not getting enough sleep but be glad you don't have to stay up all night to avoid being eaten by predators.