What not to say to the police when getting arrested for public masturbation.
To be fair, he would have been far more calm during the booking had they waited.
What kind of country do we live in where a man in love with a man must be afraid that he'll be detained by police officers should he wish to express that love in public? And don't say it's different just because the man that man is in love with happens to be himself! This is bigotry, and we are hereby launching a movement seeking justice for this man. Check back here later to buy your limited edition, "Let Strokey The Seattle Masturbator Finish!" t-shirt. All funds will go toward the purchase of tissues.
Sources: Seattle pi