You should always call it a night before you are too drunk to be arrested. If you feel like the process of remaining upright for the time it takes a camera to record your image without the help of several grown men pinning your head against a wall with physical force, get a cup of hot coffee in you. On another note, always be careful when you peel a drunk man's eyelids open. As this guy's facial expression indicates, you might reveal to him the terrible secrets of the universe and the reason why innocent people are visited by evil. It makes for a wicked hangover.

Sources: KHOU.com