Baltimore woman posts drunk Craigslist ad during snowstorm asking someone to get her Taco Bell.
"Guys it's snowing like a bitch outside."
Many of us here on the East Coast had similar thoughts last night during the return of the Polar Vortex. But as far as I know, only this Baltimore woman had the good sense to get drunk and post an ad to Craigslist asking someone to get her Taco Bell. Payment available in "tacos, or chalupas, whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely."
We applaud redditor squirrelsoup's ingenuity and good sense to not drink and drive in a snowstorm (or ever). Ultimately, dozens of people replied to the ad, but squirrelsoup decided to wait until she'd sobered up to drive herself to Taco Bell. She had to park her car at the bottom of a hill and walk the end of the way to the fast food place, but when she finally got there, she rewarded herself with "a nacho loco taco, a crunchy taco, a soft taco, a chalupa, and some Cinnabon bites that tasted like straight up assholes."
Sounds like a successful night.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)