Updated 1/28/14:

This couple really knows how to cut to the chase. (Via)

Some Advertising

Watch over a terrified young person 24/7 and you live rent free!

You had me at the nazi tattoo on your arm.

Just a tip, 420 really helps ease people into the "walking around nude" thing.

Updated 10/3/13:

Amenities include use of the anti-bacterial footbath.

There was one misprint in the ad. Not sure how "no sex" got in there. Damn typos.

I just require the incomparable cooking and cleaning skills or a stripper or escort.

Sources: Torontoist | Blame It On The Voices | Lauren B. | Tiffany J. | Redditor WhoDah