Just a tip, 420 really helps ease people into the "walking around nude" thing.
Amenities include use of the anti-bacterial footbath.
There was one misprint in the ad. Not sure how "no sex" got in there. Damn typos.
I just require the incomparable cooking and cleaning skills or a stripper or escort.
Have sex with me and you could have days of shelter. Days!
I'm really horny and need a ride to the airport. Thanks.
Go with this guy. He's the only one who's actually interested in you living.
Sources: Torontoist | Blame It On The Voices | Lauren B. | Tiffany J. | Redditor WhoDah