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So if I move in, is that thing in the corner up for grabs?

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It's bi day today. Do bisexual people date or do they jump straight into moving in together?

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It might be worth moving in with this couple just to watch their relationship disintegrate.

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Updated 2/27/14:


Sorry, but if you ingest dairy, no live-in threesome situation for you!

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You get a nice room, and every once in a while you have to carry the pumpkin.

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Why's "taking a shit" a part of it? Nudism and poop don't go hand-in-hand.



That's how you write a nudist ad. Touching makes sense. Doesn't say a word about poop.


Stay away. Based on 'House Of Cards,' government-workers are all murdering psychopaths.

Sources: Torontoist | Blame It On The Voices | Lauren B. | Tiffany J. | Redditor WhoDah