Sorry, but if you ingest dairy, no live-in threesome situation for you!
You get a nice room, and every once in a while you have to carry the pumpkin.
Why's "taking a shit" a part of it? Nudism and poop don't go hand-in-hand.
Stay away. Based on 'House Of Cards,' government-workers are all murdering psychopaths.
This couple really knows how to cut to the chase. (Via)
Watch over a terrified young person 24/7 and you live rent free!
You had me at the nazi tattoo on your arm. (Via)