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"Curvy" woman for cleaning? At least the "barter for sex" guy was up front about it.

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Doesn't Craigslist have a "no astrological discrimination" policy?

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Updated 4/24/14:


Nothing like a roommate whose primary demand is "care for me." (Via)

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It pays to read the entire ad before setting up an appointment.

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It can be assumed a prerequisite it you have to murder the existing neighbor. (Via)

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So wait. Loving dirt and kidnapped sex partners is cool? Got it.

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Craiglist would free up a lot of space if they just had a separate "Sex Slave Wanted" section.

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Updated 3/26/14:


Just don't start the dialogue with, "So what are you wearing?"

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You better like him. It's really hard to move out in the middle of the ocean.

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Hi. Please help me fulfill my dream of having live-in threesomes. I can offer shelter.

Sources: Torontoist | Blame It On The Voices | Lauren B. | Tiffany J. | Redditor WhoDah