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Does the other wife also have to be a "state fitness winner"? Or just a medalist? (Via) 

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Count the exclamation points. That's how many times per week this guy will accuse you of leaving a dish in the sink. (Via)

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Updated 5/27/14:


I may let you pay for shelter with prostitution, but I draw the line at parties! 

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Okay, that's a nice living room. Maybe staring at balls all day is worth it?

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Yoga, vegan, fine. Why'd you have to bring "hugs" into it?!

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"Curvy" woman for cleaning? At least the "barter for sex" guy was up front about it. 

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Doesn't Craigslist have a "no astrological discrimination" policy?

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Updated 4/24/14:


Nothing like a roommate whose primary demand is "care for me." (Via)

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It pays to read the entire ad before setting up an appointment.

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It can be assumed a prerequisite it you have to murder the existing neighbor. (Via)

Sources: Torontoist | Blame It On The Voices | Lauren B. | Tiffany J. | Redditor WhoDah