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Updated 7/29/14:


Not a clue what most of this means, but the bathroom part sounds like he might not be a neat-freak at least. (Via)

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"Talk?" At least the ones who demand sex for rent are up front about it. (Via)

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Nice housing for like-minded nazi. No sex! (Via)

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He had us at "do your laundry." Worth it! (Via)

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Updated 6/26/14:


"Yeah I had fun in college, except for that year I was a live-in sex slave for Gandalf."(Via)

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Does the other wife also have to be a "state fitness winner"? Or just a medalist? (Via)

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Count the exclamation points. That's how many times per week this guy will accuse you of leaving a dish in the sink. (Via)

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Updated 5/27/14:


I may let you pay for shelter with prostitution, but I draw the line at parties!

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Okay, that's a nice living room. Maybe staring at balls all day is worth it?

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Yoga, vegan, fine. Why'd you have to bring "hugs" into it?!

Sources: Torontoist | Blame It On The Voices | Lauren B. | Tiffany J. | Redditor WhoDah