Not a clue what most of this means, but the bathroom part sounds like he might not be a neat-freak at least. (Via)

Looking for a roommate is every young person's rite of passage, and like most rites this one often ends in bloodshed. Searching the ads you learn all about the human condition and its propensity for veganism, nudism, and in-home compost heaps. These immensely entertaining ads represent the full spectrum of strange, scary and delightfully insane characters encountered during the typical Craigslist roommate search.

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"Talk?" At least the ones who demand sex for rent are up front about it. (Via)

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Nice housing for like-minded nazi. No sex! (Via)

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He had us at "do your laundry." Worth it! (Via)

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"Yeah I had fun in college, except for that year I was a live-in sex slave for Gandalf."(Via)

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Does the other wife also have to be a "state fitness winner"? Or just a medalist? (Via) 

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Count the exclamation points. That's how many times per week this guy will accuse you of leaving a dish in the sink. (Via)

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I may let you pay for shelter with prostitution, but I draw the line at parties! 

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Okay, that's a nice living room. Maybe staring at balls all day is worth it?

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Yoga, vegan, fine. Why'd you have to bring "hugs" into it?!

Sources: Torontoist | Blame It On The Voices | Lauren B. | Tiffany J. | Redditor WhoDah