And if you ever get sick of your kids, we'll eat em for ya! (Via)

Looking for a roommate is every young person's rite of passage, and like most rites this one often ends in bloodshed. Searching the ads you learn all about the human condition and its propensity for veganism, nudism, and in-home compost heaps. These immensely entertaining ads represent the full spectrum of strange, scary and delightfully insane characters encountered during the typical Craigslist roommate search.


What if I'm renting my dick? Then can we be roomies? (Via)

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I'd kill to attend a monthly sleep party. (Via)

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Hard to find a pro-ranting-in-the-house roommate sitch.  (Via)

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Female, your floor mattress (and middle-aged man) are waiting for you! (Via)

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Updated 7/29/14:


Not a clue what most of this means, but the bathroom part sounds like he might not be a neat-freak at least. (Via)

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"Talk?" At least the ones who demand sex for rent are up front about it. (Via)

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Nice housing for like-minded nazi. No sex! (Via)

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He had us at "do your laundry." Worth it! (Via)

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Updated 6/26/14:


"Yeah I had fun in college, except for that year I was a live-in sex slave for Gandalf."(Via)

Sources: Torontoist | Blame It On The Voices | Lauren B. | Tiffany J. | Redditor WhoDah