Once women master the public-toilet-hovering thing, they just think they can do it anywhere.

Many people think the Internet has harmed romance, giving us access to porn and casual sex. The truth is, the Internet also gives you the power to find those magical souls your ancestors would have just passed by in the night, forever unable to forget or find that girl who pooped on your stagecoach that magical July night in 1884. We hope that this Elma, Washington resident finds that loose-boweled redhead who fled into the night, and that together they have many fat babies who poop everywhere.

(by Johnny McNulty)

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