Craigslist ad for a 17-year-old Pontiac more entertaining than most feature films.
We'd like to buy this car but we're afraid that every time we give a woman a ride the car will get her pregnant. Also anytime we've tried to grow a beard it just kind of stops growing halfway, just enough to make us look like an alcoholic who's still trying to piece together the events from last night's bender. The Grand Am deserves better than us.
Sources: Seattle Craigslist