Writing a newspaper headline is a lot harder than most people realize. It means filling a finite space with the perfect combination of words that sums up an article while simultaneously compelling someone to read it, all while not accidentally implying that the people in the story are having hilariously inappropriate sex with each other. These headline writers have failed that last part miserably. But hey, if the newspaper industry wants to stick around a few more years, maybe "accidents" like this should happen more often.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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