someecards.com - If I only had that last drink, I would have passed out long enough to sleep through this terrible hangover.
Sometimes drinking in moderation is problem drinking.

 

someecards.com - Let's factor my hangover into today's workload
Because yawning while suppressing the urge to vomit is a full-time job.

 

someecards.com - I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a long night of drinking.
And dry heaving over the toilet.

 

someecards.com - This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again.
Remember: take your stubborn refusal to quit drinking one day at a time.

 

someecards.com - Thanks for being the only person who didn't feel I needed to hear the awful truth about my behavior last night
Because if you don't remember it, neither should anyone else.

 

someecards.com - The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
Start with the disgustingly hungover man in the mirror.

 

someecards.com - Thanks for always holding my hair back when I vomit
Never be so hungover you forget to thank your enablers.

 

someecards.com - It's safe to say I regret everything from last night
This should cover it.

 

someecards.com - Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers
For someone who drinks like it's their job.