someecards.com - Your online comments make me glad I only know you online

someecards.com - I heard you just started a blog and wanted to see if everything is okay.

someecards.com - There's no easy way to tell you this but I've already seen the link you sent me.

someecards.com - I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet.

someecards.com - Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

someecards.com - You seem remarkably sane for an Internet commenter.

someecards.com - I'm only interested in seeing an Instagram of your meal if it's your last.

someecards.com - I wish I could make my status invisible in real life.

someecards.com - Sorry your Facebook Wall joke fell flat even in the empty silence of the Internet

someecards.com - The Internet has destroyed my will to care if anything is real or fake on the Internet