Except she didn't say "effing."
When a stomach virus sent redditor CONTROVERSIAL_TACO to the hospital, he was pretty devastated and felt like he was "about to go insane plugged into a tangled mess of cables 24/7." Luckily, CONTROVERSIAL_TACO had a loving, supportive family, who came to visit him and kept him sane. When he was finally released after four days, his wife gave him these cartoon drawings depicting his stay in adorably hilarious fashion. My favorite drawing may be the one where their young daughter reacts to seeing her dad in a hospital bed and leaps to the only logical conclusion: "You're gonna have a baby!"
Here are all the pictures this awesome wife drew:
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
Sources: redditor CONTROVERSIAL_TACO