We want Julia to come over and order us to exercise more. (Excerpt via Gawker

Julia, an executive board member of the University of Maryland chapter of Delta Gamma sorority, has a wonderful way with words. Julia recently got upset at her sorority sisters for not making more of an effort to socialize during Greek Week activities with their "match-up" frat, Sigma Nu. So Julia wrote her sisters an email that in our opinion should guarantee that she graduates with honors. Luckily, a tipster who got a look at the email forwarded it to Gawker. Here are just a couple excerpts that prove we were wrong to assume fraternities are where all the scary hazing happens, since sororities appear to be full of women who aspire to be the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket.
 

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Sources: Gawker