lf there's one sanctuary from snarkiness and negativity during the holiday season, it's a church. They're basically the Chuck E. Cheeses of Jesus's birthday — full of the kind of smiling, singing, joyful people who annoy the crap out of the rest of us. But we wondered what it would be like if these places of worship could actually say what they always wanted to say. (By Chase Mitchell for HappyPlace.com)