Hey, they made Jingle All The Way better by adding clips of all the things we'd like to do to the people responsible for making Jingle All The Way! In all seriousness, if this really was what Jingle All The Way was like, that movie would instantly become a holiday tradition in our house. Come to think of it, It's A Wonderful Life could also benefit from a few characters getting a circular saw blade in the forehead.

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