1) The Biggest Loser Card


2) Intervention Card


3) Sophie's Choice Card


4) Columbine Card


5) Crying Alone In the Bathtub Card

Let us know in the comments about any other delightfully cruel or weird children's cards like these!

(Via The High Definite, HuffPost Comedy here, here, and here, Passive-Aggressive Notes)

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