Chocolate-covered little girl denies eating chocolate-covered doughnut.
Such an adorable little liar.
I don't think we should rush to judgement with this little girl. If she says she didn't eat the chocolate doughnut, I'm inclined to believe her. Sure, she has chocolate all over her face, but there's literally a thousand ways that chocolate could have gotten there. Okay, I can't think of any of them off the top of my head, but that doesn't mean that they don't exist.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)