Should have just picked one. (Via

Kids are shockingly disgusting, perverse, and inappropriate. They're also our future. So we should probably pay attention to the weird messages they're passing to each other during class, because someday they'll be teachers, cops, and senators still passing poorly spelled notes with overtly sexual content. Here are some of the best kids' notes we've ever seen, and by best we mean they'll make you question ever having children.


But if you do ever want to sniff my fart, you know where to find me. (Via

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Now he is the head of Monsanto. (Via)

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P.P.S. Fuck Fun Friday (Via)

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Sincerely, Tara Reid (Via)

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Better check those brakes. (Via)

Updated 7/10/14:


This kid writing to his parents is really getting a jump on his teen years. (Via)

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All day long? How does she find the time to teach? (Via)

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She did say balls. The kid is human. (Via

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She was trying to write "cute"? I hope? (Via)

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