The most eloquently hostile tirade against an alarm clock ever written by a son to his mother.
Important tip for adult sons who still live at home: try not to mention how angry you are at alarm clocks, or other things associated with adult sons who no longer live at home because they can pay rent thanks to employment that requires they be at a certain place at a certan hour. Second important tip for sons who still live at home: if you must complain about alarm clocks, make sure your complaints are as entertaining as this letter. And for God's sake man, make sure you say something nice about the banana bread.
Sources: Redditor Maipai