Justin Bieber, somehow still the worst person this week, makes bodyguards carry him up Great Wall of China.
The Emperor of China himself was probably less of a dick about this.
A lot of celebrities have been accused of causing a decline of civilization, but maybe none have the degenerative effect of the Canadian scourge known as The Biebs. The boyman wore denim overalls to meet with a head of state and has foregone the little niceties of society, like not urinating in some unsuspecting janitor's mob bucket while cursing at a photo of a different head of state (and spraying Windex on it) and having someone film it. Where can we go from there? Oh, howabout back to Pharoah times, when little pricks just expected to be carried around on their subjects' shoulders? Thanks, Biebs. So glad we found you on YouTube. Check out this other picture (released by the OFFICIAL tour Twitter) of the little turdlet:
He's clearly on his phone while being carried on their shoulders. God. Dammit. Biebs.
(by Johnny McNulty)