George Clooney is using Matt Damon in a very charming prank war with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.
Little do they know he plans to set off an EMP and steal everything from them.
As you may recall, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a pretty hilarious joke about George Clooney at the Golden Globes (you can watch below if you missed it). Afterwards, Clooney vowed to get revenge, and his multi-part plan has already started, as he revealed on Sirius radio. Part 1, as he describes above, involved playing a very hurt Matt Damon. While he didn't 100% fool Amy and Tina this time, he apparently has something "downright dirty" planned that even he might not go through with. I assume it's marrying a 50-year-old woman as a joke.
So THAT's what a good awards show monologue looks like...
(by Johnny McNulty)