DMX crashes wedding party bus, offers concert in exchange for booze.
"He wants booze. Anyone got any booze?"
What's the point of getting famous? Apparently, it's to be able to crash random people's wedding party buses and demand booze in return for a half-hearted rendition of one of your more famous songs. This, at least, is what I have learned from watching DMX's impromptu performance this weekend, which made it onto the Internet within hours of happening in New York City.
New York City: where bored, dangerously sober celebrities looking for substances might interrupt your party with unsolicited entertainment. X may well gon give it to ya, but ya gon have to give X something to drink first.
(by Johnny McNulty)