Exactly why did we think he wouldn't be an appealing American politician?
Celebrities are always happy to answer fan requests...when they're promoting a new movie they have coming out. Arnold Schwarzenegger, former governor of California and bloody warlord of our hearts, is currently promoting his new flick Escape Plan with Sylvester Stallone. To promote the film, Arnie has been on reddit more than once recently, but this weekend's AmA went above and beyond the usual toleration of fan requests that you see on reddit - Arnold set up the thread to perform fans' favorite lines from his films throughout the day while he was filming. He only managed to get 6 videos up, but he said that he would return soon to do more.
See? All you need to do to get a celebrity to behave like you imagine (i.e. like they really enjoy hearing your thoughts on their films and like it when you ask them to say stuff) is to put them in a position where they need to shill for your creepy ass to promote their new movie. Get to the bloggahsspherah!
This video will live forever in emails from coworkers talking about how their diet is going.
Thank you for your service, and good luck with your manbaby, soldier.
Arnold seriously missed the boat by not talking like this as Governor.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has constant access to burning fields in the background.
I see what you did there.
(by Johnny McNulty)